Mutleythedog On The Ball

mutleythedog has left a new comment on your post "Belfast Parades":

Dont publish this if yer dont want but I had a lot of problems with "Hector Munroe", he was pretending to be Aunty Marianne ( a friend from Brussels) on my blog and abusing me. I dont think its linked to either Jungle Jane or Jenny!! I think some one is pretending to be Jenny! As for Jungle...I don't think she pretends to be people and such like things - also I don't think GB is anything to do with this. It was probably all one person who hates you trying to make trouble between you and these people.. I had similar things several times in the last weeks,and each time I just turned on comment moderation. One "Babyjesus" filled my blog with comments thousands of lines long upto 100 times...

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Posted by mutleythedog to Old Bitter Balls at Thursday, July 12, 2007 11:06:00 PM

Dogs of a feather, I don't trust this dog as far as I can throw him and thats far, say it in a high pitched voice and I may believe you.

Fake DBS

They used other bloggers avatars to spam me, yeah I'm sure my friends would be doing that, smart move.

Dirty Bitch Society has left a new comment on your post "Fucking Repeats.":

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Short version of course.

Posted by Dirty Bitch Society to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:46:00 PM

Leviathan # 2

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Posted by LEVIATHAN to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:25:00 PM

Leviathan

One of many boring spams designed to clog up the comment box, this is the short version, I like at the end how they say if I don't understand any words to look them up, I think I know who is spamming me pretty well.


LEVIATHAN has left a new comment on your post "Fucking Repeats.": THE BEST THING ABOUT YOU KNUDSEN IS THAT YOU ARE A FUCKWIT.I AHVE MIXED EMOTIONS, BECAUSE I HATE A FUCKWIT, BUT THEN WHO WOULD I HAVE TO TORMENT? YOU SEE MY DILEMA?BY THE WAY ANY WORDS HERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU CAN LOOK UP IN AN ON-LINE DICTIONARY- DRAG AND DROP THEM, DON’T RY TO WRITE THEM YOURSELF.YOU SEE KNUSEN THE GAME WAS ALWAYS TO GET YOU TO DESTROY OTHERS. AND HAS IT WORKED WELL. YOU SEE KNUDSEN I AM CLEVER AND YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. SOON YOU WILL BE GONE TOO. BUT PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT TOO EASY.THE BEST THING ABOUT YOU KNUDSEN IS THAT YOU ARE A FUCKWIT.I AHVE MIXED EMOTIONS, BECAUSE I HATE A FUCKWIT, BUT THEN WHO WOULD I HAVE TO TORMENT? YOU SEE MY DILEMA?BY THE WAY ANY WORDS HERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU CAN LOOK UP IN AN ON-LINE DICTIONARY- DRAG AND DROP THEM, DON’T RY TO WRITE THEM YOURSELF.YOU SEE KNUSEN THE GAME WAS ALWAYS TO GET YOU TO DESTROY OTHERS. AND HAS IT WORKED WELL. YOU SEE KNUDSEN I AM CLEVER AND YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. SOON YOU WILL BE GONE TOO. BUT PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT TOO EASY.THE BEST THING ABOUT YOU KNUDSEN IS THAT YOU ARE A FUCKWIT.I AHVE MIXED EMOTIONS, BECAUSE I HATE A FUCKWIT, BUT THEN WHO WOULD I HAVE TO TORMENT? YOU SEE MY DILEMA?

BY THE WAY ANY WORDS HERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU CAN LOOK UP IN AN ON-LINE DICTIONARY- DRAG AND DROP THEM, DON’T RY TO WRITE THEM YOURSELF.YOU SEE KNUSEN THE GAME WAS ALWAYS TO GET YOU TO DESTROY OTHERS. AND HAS IT WORKED WELL. YOU SEE KNUDSEN I AM CLEVER AND YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. SOON YOU WILL BE GONE TOO. BUT PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT TOO EASY.


Posted by LEVIATHAN to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, July 11, 2007 1:03:00 PM

Hussey Bites The Dust

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Bananas,
Do you know in my time I have been asked and accused on numerous occasions of being multiple personalities? It does seem to be a recurring theme with some people. To date I have been accused of being no less than~
T. P. Fuller
D. C. Warmington
Jungle Jane
Oliver Gosling
Peter Hitchins
Guido
Lucien Modo
Your good self (that’s you Bananas)&Sister Bridgit
Now how much time do people suppose that I have?

By the way, I’m not sure to what end, but last time I looked Old Mr. Knudsen (who is at variance with myself because he says that he is funnier than me, but for some reason dislikes this idea. But hey~ho!) seemed to think I was you, and some other people too.
Does no one realise that it is possible to discover who posts what and where?On another matter, why do you want to speak privately with my good self?
Have you some personal problem that requires some discretion? I am all ears.

Sunday, July 08, 2007


You weren't fooling anyone also you just happened to ignore the fact I matched yer comments to yer ISP. Yer blog was pure PC, oh thats right you accused me of spamming you and yer blog has now gone when you couldn't get a foot hold with those around me. Modo was another obvious spammer too.


Some of you may have by now been spammed by some individuals using my avatar. I have been under attack with these childish twats for the last week and as they are not getting anywhere with me as I haven't broken doon and cried they are following the path I thought they would and commenting/spamming as me to discredit me.

They are doing this out of jealousy and small mindedness. I can't help it if I became popular or if I'm more funny than them. Of course I'll never give in and take my blog doon. I will not let the terrorists win.
I have followed them on my 3 site meters and various comments etc and know who it is and know who is somehow connected with them in this. I am not interested in hearing the denials from the numerous fake personas they have created or how I am paranoid as I heard all that in the OJ trial.
They spam themselves and argue with themselves in their comments to look good but myself and Fat Sparrow know their lies.
They won't stop and don't care about you, they are stupid people who can't take being bested so resort to childish pranks to make them think they are powerful and are in control in their lives. Fuck the penis issues and lack of hugs in their lives are so abundantly clear.

Here are those responsible, if you have them on yer links feel free to remove them. Yes its a he said/ she said thing and I can only give you my word that what I say is true. Why would I do this after 10 months? please e-mail me if you have any doubts, I am a real person just trying to have fun with a blog until these morons decided to stop me. I don't care how many years they have been blogging for or their denials for 10 months I never got any hate mail until after this lot contacted me about a writing gig that was just a set up.

The Curmudgeon -- Philip Challinor Head wanker boring as fuck
The Japing Ape -- Gorilla Bananas A Challinor persona likes to play a nice guy.

The Jungle-- Jungle Jane Challinor's attack hag Stupid all day unfunny all night responsible for most of the spamming.

AAA Hussey Written by Challinor and used by others to comment and attack from, just a front.

Lord Milky A Challinor friend or persona and though may seem like such a nice guy but is dirty.

Blog this -- Jenny Friend or Persona of Jane who cares?

Other personas used for spamming myself and others --- my own of course, Hector Munroe, Sister Bridget, The Monday club.


They made me post this, they wouldn't stop, go talk to them I've had it with the slimy cunts, of course they'll tell you I'm mad and will be very indignant about it , whatever.

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey has left a new comment on your post "War Is Hell On Yer Skin.":

Old KnudsenYou are trying my patience. You have to date accused me of being someone called Phillip, whoever he is, Jane, Gorilla Bananas, and Modo. How much time do you think I have for sitting down making up nonsense?If you look at what I write you will see that I do not post very often, this is because I work for a living, and do not have the amount of free time available.As far as some ‘problem’ that I am supposed to have with you; let me tell you that it is of no great concern to me. On occasion I would dip into your pages because you were recommended to me. I made the odd comment, and you in fact took exception to me, and if you recall I have not posted with you since, as you said that I was not welcome. For me that was the end of the matter.Let me say once and for all, that I have not attacked you or your friend’s pages at any time. Neither am I aware of who is attacking you and your friend. And from looking at your comments you seem to be also accusing Jungle Jane. What exactly are you thinking of?You have to admit with your particular abrasive style you must piss some people off, it just does not happen to be me. I don’t give a fig.For heaven’s sake grow up, and good luck!
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A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey to Old Bitter Balls at Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:44:00 AM

Fuck Off Warm Banana

When the spamming started I sent this e-mail off to Johnny Johnson to poke him a little as I new he was Gorilla Bananas and was bound to spread the gossip to the others.

I was thinking about yer other bloggers , reading their archives etc and really they are a bit luke warm rather than smoking no offense to them they have had their moments in the past.

I've been receiving acclaim from all over the board and would rather not get lumped with them at this point. I wake up and find people talking about me on so many Blogs in the comments I just got two awards this week. I am a hot topic and this isn't just a recent thing.

I prefer to explore this on my own and will use my right to pull out of yer enterprise early enough for you to find some other Blogger. I know of many far better ones than those you have but I'm sure you know what you're doing.

Sorry about the flip flopping , I wish you success in the future.


Old Knudsen


His reply:

I don't think you'd have anything to lose, as the blog-letter is being advertised to people who've almost certainly never seen any kind of humorous blog. The number of readers of even the most popular funny blogs is actually quite small. People have a wide range of tastes, so a wide range of material tends to attract a bigger readership.If you want more time to think about it that's fine. If it's your last word, we'll part company on friendly terms with best wishes for your blog.

Johnny

I replied pushing it home a bit harder:

Dear Johnny

I like to believe the best in people so I shall assume you are an innocent. Not just my growing success and doubts about the other bloggers abilities but something happened this week that showed me the kind of people you have in yer group and I think you should know. If you are in on it well to be honest I don't care.

I woke up to find a fake Old KnudSON , note the spelling , with my avatar making comments on my blog and other blogs. Its difficult for these people to do me damage this way as my readers thought I was just being me as I myself had a parallel universe Old KnudSAN . The fake KnudSON had a profile the same as mine which led to a blog the same as mine with 2 of my posts on it, while you can admire the detail it wasn't funny.

I got 2 panicked e-mails from 2 gurls named Jenny and Jungle Jane saying how a hacker had taken Jenny's blog and took her avatar and had been commenting on Jungle Jane's Blog. I noticed that the fake commenter changed the spelling mis-take in KnudSON to the correct KnudSEN and I noticed that Jungle Jane mis-spelt my name in the e-mail as KnudSON.

I know bullshit when I smell it, of course she denys all and blamed a Blogger from Brighton, someone named Hussey who is indeed responsible as their visits match the comments, the writing on the Blog is different than the comments. Jane works in IT, she and other Bloggers on yer list use ISP blockers/proxy servers.

On Gorilla Bananas there was one of the most piss poor posts ever, the commenters were quite unsure about it. The post was a vehicle to slag off Old Knudsen, it wasn't very funny or harsh, more bitter and I wonder if he drinks a lot. He discussed my reaction with Jenny and mentioned it in his comments so intentional hurt was meant but it was just bad and I was more embarrassed at how it made him look . So then is Gorilla Bananas/Philip whatever shagging Jungle Jane or is she a fag hag? and how many of the other bloggers are actually them? what is their motive? just dislike? If he doesn't like me he should stop commenting on me.

You never told me yer real name which was odd considering what you were suggesting, I don't care who you are or say you are , none of this happened until you came to me with this offer and it was the same people.

The Fake Knudsen turned into Hector Munroe and made a couple of cocky insincere apologies. Jungle Jane made a show telling the fake off on her Blog, no one was man or woman enough to come to me and say, hey it was me, I thought it was funny but it wasn't I'm sorry, they just went around making snide remarks. Its one thing to have a persona its another to go around and try to fuck people over behind their backs.

I have been swapping notes with some of my friends about all of this and I'm getting as many questions as real answers, I don't think I'll ever know who is real and who is not, half arsed blogs that all read the same. The cowardly childish ways have annoyed me, I won't lose any sleep, I find I don't need help to be popular in the Blogosphere, I'm not after a book deal I'm just having fun.

Yes we can part on friendly terms as yer persona did not sneak around but as for yer pit of vipers, well you can keep them.


Best wishes


Old Knudsen


I think I presented my point and my proof well:


Dear Soren,

Let me assure you that NO ONE in my blogging group dislikes you and those of them who comment on your blog do so because they are your FANS.It was THEY who suggested inviting you to participate in the Smoking Banana. They wouldn't have done that if they had any kind of a grudge against you.I am 100% certain than no one in my group would have created a fake identity claiming to be you. As for any posts / comments slagging you off, I suspect you have just misunderstood a bit of friendly teasing. You certainly should not participate in the Smoking Banana if you have any of these doubts in your mind.
But if you can accept my reassurances as genuine, the ofter to participate still stands.I really don't want us to part company with you believing that anyone in my team has anything but good wishes for you.

Johnny

Lying cunt, as you can see I still don't know his name but GB has claimed he is his patron in other comments and GB is like a talent scout looking for hot new acts, delusions of grandeur I suspect. I have since learned that GB is Johnny Johnson from people who have met him, who else is he? If only I could get a picture of Philip Challinor as I believe he'd look just like them too.

Sister Bridgit part 2

My blog on moderation but the comments kept coming through, soon Jungle Jane was starting to sound more like Gollum. It came through on the same IP as AAA Hussey and usually clicked from Lord Milky's blog.


Sister Bridgit said...

Hey best blogger in the room!Look around you big man (I mean in your real world). Take in the trappings of your success.Knowing what kind of life you must have takes away any desire to tease you. Positive self image or just delusional??? Taking your imagined glory away from you would be too cruel, enjoy.As some knob once said: -Ker- Chow (did I get that right? Who the fuck cares?

Sunday, July 08, 2007 10:30:00 AM

Sister Bridgit said...

And you know, you can delete this shit all you want, but sill I know you get to read it. You're like some bum pulling on a clean shirt over a dirty vest.Ker- Something or other!

Sunday, July 08, 2007 10:32:00 AM

Sister Bridgit said...

HOOOOO-EEEEEEE!KNOB JOCKEY

Sunday, July 08, 2007 10:58:00 AM

Jungle Jane had taken doon her blog in a huff and soon she took doon Bridgit as well.

Sister Bridgit

My Spammers set up a crap blog in the name of Sister Bridgit from Ireland, full of pictures of nuns smoking and holding guns etc in the hope of looking like an actual blogger, it had GB, Lord Milky and Mutley the dog commenting on it, three suspect people/personas.

Then Sister Brigit commented on me, it was like the terrible accent GB tried to write in his bitter post about me, it was definitely him writing it.

Fat Sparrow said:

( Sister Bridgit, I haven't heard a vernacular that piss-poor since the last time I heard Madonna have a go at being English. Pull your anal, I mean rosary, beads out of your ass and get thee back to a nunnery in Ireland to have some practice at speaking like the common folk.)


Sister Bridgit said...
Fat Sparrow, you pot bellied salad dodger.foreskin face2/10 for humour- 4/10 for profanityshit/dog turd/flies2/10 for humour-4/10 for profanityretarded Geordie/gobfull jizz2/10 for humour-4/10 for profanitySaying something that your social worker finds rude will not piss on my sherbert fatso.


Now if you had insulted me, and still made me laugh then I would have hated you so I would. Hey I’d hate for you to think I was fattest… You are definitely fatter so you are.

Friday, July 06, 2007 5:52:00 PM



Sister Bridgit said...
When all your life has been about is fixating on the flesh, then that is your fucking reward you soft secular bellyacher.

Listen up meat product. Did I say where I was born?

Friday, July 06, 2007 10:45:00 AM

Sister Bridgit totally lost, this was Jungle Jane writing now, she is such a light weight, when you have to use fat jokes yer done, besides 'Fat' is ironic not physical and she loves salads.

Gorilla Bananas' Finest Post

A particularly sad post as written by Gorilla Bananas when the spamming started was about Michael Caine and purple underwear, it was boring and unfunny and then it got to this part.

Of course, men have said far coarser things in their desperation to get laid. Many have mentioned the size of their sexual organ in the hope of cajoling a woman into spreading her legs. I know of only one occasion on which this was successful – when Old Knudsen persuaded an ageing prostitute to return home with him after boasting about his “huge cock”. It was the New Year’s Eve of ’89, and home was a rickety shed in a rough area of Glasgow.
When they arrived, Knudsen’s pekingese greeted him in its usual manner by pissing on his ankles.“Ah thooght ye said ye had a huge one!” exclaimed the woman on seeing the dog.For the prostitute, you see, had misheard Knudsen! She thought he’d spoken of his “huge dog” as he slurred his words in an alcohol-soaked stupor.
This had reassured her, as she was worried about getting mugged while working in such a dangerous part of the city.
Thinking that she was referring to his cock, Knudsen dropped his pants.“Whit dae ye caa thes?” he asked, flashing his manly pride.“Och weel!” sighed the woman philosophically. “Ah may as well earn mah fee noo aam here!”But after removing her knickers, she insisted on remaining fully-clothed with her back against a wall, so she could look out for robbers and perverts while Knudie was fumbling about.

The sad truth for the human male is that there are no good lines for getting a woman into bed. He can either chance upon a woman who already wants it, in which case almost any line will do, or he can pay for it like Old Knudsen. It’s no skin off my nose, of course. Ten per cent of my portfolio is invested in a sex doll manufacturer.

What the fuck? is what I'm sure many of his readers thought. I don't know why they started to attack me but I could see that this pathetic excuse for a post was part of it, why is he so bitter that he can't help but have it cum through in his posts?

I responded in amusement because I love to see English people make fools of themselves. I mentioned that I had the fastest cock in the North, I actually meant a racing pigeon, see? even my comment was more funny. Then I mentioned yet again about how Gorillas have tiny willys. In his comments he said:

Knudsen: JJ (Jungle Jane) and I were having bets on whether you'd mention my tiny cock. You never disappoint your fans, Knudie.

I never realised before that Gorillas were slimy and backstabbing, I thought they charged intruders with bravado, goes to show you. I guess the small willy comments hit home a bit too much.

Lord Milky's Comments

27th, 28th and 29th June 2007


old knudson said...
No man! This time next year you'll be selling your sperm to lesbian wimeen to pay the gas!

27/6/07 19:15

Its weemen and I never use lesbian, I say leezer.

Gorilla Bananas said...
You can't accept all that money as a gift, Milky. You should offer to marry the man's daughter - ask for a picture first, though.
27/6/07 19:39


jungle jane said...
fuck Milky. I have a tear in my eye reading that. Jesus dude, if that was the highlight of your day I will send you a few pics via email. Just don't publish it on your blog, yeah? i don't want the whole world to see the "Milky woz 'ere" tattoo on my snatch....
27/6/07 19:53


Old Knudsen said...
You are indeed a Blogger of talent, I bow before you, getting the wogs to write yer posts for you now, get yer whip out and tell them to work on those jokes.
27/6/07 20:08

Lord Milky said...
Ms R Milky's skin is pure as the driven snow, that much is true. Quite what my ancestors got up to, one wouldn't like to say.


Old Knudson Your I.P. address seems to be the same as another blogger I know. How bizarre!

Yep, you know alright.

GB As with all internet photos, I shall make her hold up a sign with the date, the time and "Once you've had black, you never go back" upon it.

Jungle Jane I thought you were fiddling with your spam purse until twelve? I would never publish the tattoo pics - I saw the picture of that split penis on your blog.

Old Knudsen Comedy is not a strong point in Burkino Faso. It is physical more than anything, like shitting on trains. I shall do my best for you though Knudsen.
27/6/07 21:56


old knudsen said...
You must be talking of my dark twin.
28/6/07 00:31


Old Knudsen said...
I'm the funny one that can spell his one name.
28/6/07 07:29

Lord Milky said...
Old Knudsen Until it becomes clear that you are he, the hounds are on full alert.


28/6/07 08:20


old knudsen said...
Identity theft. There is nothing funny about it. You have to be very careful in this world full of gutersnipes.


gutersnipes ? even I know its guttersnipes but what a twaty word to use .

28/6/07 16:57

Lord Milky said...
Remember the fucking hounds knudsen. Prove it is you.


29/6/07 00:53

Yer hounds cannot be trusted, get them fixed.

Fat Sparrow said...

You can easily tell the true Knudsen. While some may think he has a complete lack of correct punctuation, grammar, and spelling, it is in fact simply erratic. Because of this, his style is truly inimitable. Also, you can always tell the true Knudsen, because once you read him, you immediately think "I wish I had said that. Release the hounds; they will but lick his hole.


29/6/07 05:00

Yep she knows.

Lord Milky said...

In league with the devil Sparrow. I agree with the writing point though (apart from wishing that I had said something that that smut peddlar has produced) - still, Knudson, Knudsan, Knudsen; the hounds are restless.

29/6/07 09:29

Yer talking big here, usually you lick my hole like yer hounds do, mixing with the wrong crowd a twat by association, you wish yer blog was hot like mine.

Hector Munroe said...

I hold my hand up. It was I who was the fake Old Knudsen. I merely wished to destroy his reputation out of envy. But whatever obloquy I dreamt up; nothing lived up to his own calumny.
29/6/07 10:53

Now we have it, blame another fake persona and slag me off too, grow up and be an adult, here they use the word 'calumny' a word Philip Challinor uses and one I didn't even know until he used. I believe Challinor is Gorilla Bananas and sometimes Hussey, the style is similar, hes on all the time and GB appears on blogs that PC is linked too but GB isn't , they are both writers, egomaniacs and twats who are full of themselves. GB often has fake personas and comments on his own blog as them to fill in the lack of comments, I wonder just how many, I suspect Blogger X to be a raging homosexual who got hard ons when his father beat him, a love hate thing with alpha males hence his hate for me.

Lord Milky said...
Oblongs and colostomys? Old people!


29/6/07 11:27


A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

My word Milky, you are as indolent as myself.

29/6/07 15:53

Lord Milky said...

I try dear fellow, I try.

29/6/07 17:50

Old Knudsen said...

Only the blood of everyone involved will sate Old Knudsen. Ulster/Scots can and do hold a grudge for years. I do understand the jealousy thing though, get over it people yer shite.

29/6/07 20:57

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Of what does Old Knudson croak?

29/6/07 22:02

Yer so innocent, don't bother saying how you know knowing about it, I've matched yer comments to the spam.

Lord Milky said...

Of the imposters using his good name. Untapped rage.

30/6/07 00:59

You don't know the half of it lad, try not to get hit by a stray bullet.

The second day of this on someone else's blog, my humour has just run out, it is not funny its inappropriate.

Eddie Warring

On Eddie Warring's blog 27th June 2007

old knudsen said...
I want to tell the world- I have caught gheyness. I noticed first thing this morning; I had finished my morning strain in the little room, and I thought to myself, 'What you need Knudsen, is a back sack and crack.' So who wants to help me be ghey?


June 27, 2007 2:20 PM

old knudsen said...
No soft poofters mind. If I am to ghey I want some big fella with a bit of girth on him.


June 27, 2007 2:21 PM

Jenny # 2

Here is my reply to Jenny's e-mail 28th June 2007.


That was just some amateur, and in fact no one even noticed because I have done it many times myself in the past, someone had a slow day at work.
I talked to JJ about it too. It stopped when the UK went to bed so I didn't get fed up enough to put on comment moderation and go to war.
Don't trust anyone especially those that spell yer name wrong (10 times) that's in the bible you know.

Old Knudsen

Yes I was goading her, the reply she sent me was "Thanks" she became a commenter during this whole thing too.

E-Mail Panic # 3 Panic Over

I'm not with BT - I'm with Sky...and live in east London...

Funny but I never got any Sky customers, what does yer proxy server cum up as?

Oh I am not bothered by their comments - they ran riot on my blog yesterday(not as you...as Jenny) but to be honest their comments were hilarious.

They must of ran out of funny, now all of a sudden you aren't bothered?

And it they ever chose to impersonate me - well frankly nothing they write could ever be ruder than little miss jungle jane already writes. I've gone back and checked...i too recognise and traced the IP address...very disappointing really...he's actually from Brighton in theUK... I must say I'm very surprised.

Yep the aaa Hussey blog that uses that IP, people who work in I.T. do have a lot of computer access don't they? Hussey's blog was pure shite, not a great cover.

He must have way too much time on hishands...
xj

Trying to find out what I know huh? I don't care for yer games, they bore me.

My E-Mail To Jungle Jane

utter bastard <utter_bastard@yahoo.com>

Re: yo from Jungle Jane
Dear Jane

I assumed it was you having a slow day at work, are you from Redditch Solihull on BT 86 140 240?
I have used various fake Knudsens but only used my fake KnudSAN today in response to the imposter.
Then again the imposter did mis-spell my name as you did in this mail with a KnudSON.
Its a good way to smear the reputation of another Blogger they aren't hacking in just setting up a profile but with me people just think I'm being myself no harm done because the fakes haven't done the research, amateurs. Lord Milky seemed to recognise the ISP in his comments.
Where in California is it from? as I am on the old CIA network I show as Rancho Cucamongo in California. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Its been a strange day, everyone seems to be talkingabout me, if in doubt just use comment moderation, its only blogging.

Old KnudSEN.

I know it was you so don't bother denying it, just stop it and we'll carry on as normal, you haven't done much damage.

E-mail Panic

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:37



I received my first ever e-mail from Jungle Jane, it was on my Yahoo account so I hadn't checked it for several hours, that must of annoyed her that I didn't go into panic mode.



yo from Jungle Jane

Yo Knudson

Fuck I realized too late that you had an ‘infestation’….looks like its more than just you though…Jenny is also being faked…he/she did actually have a blog up with all sorts of shit on it (similar to yours but he changed a few words) but now he’s ripped it down…I checked out my stat counter – its someone from California…

Lotsa luv

Jungley janey




Ah I'm so scared and full of fear.........not! I've been to war, a silly bint on a computer holds no fear for me, California? stop fishing for information, anyone with a shite meter knows my ISP is from California.

The Spamming Begins

27th June 2007, I found that someone was commenting as me, they had my avatar and had even copied my profile and part of my blog, the only problem was they spelled my name 'Knudson .' I took the joke well and didn't think much of it on the first day until I had found they didn't just keep it to my blog but had visited others commenting as me, now they had gone too far.



old knudson has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":



I remember once being sunk up to the nuts in guts of some Jap girl, she was tiny, like an ornament that your Gran might have on the telly. That is if your Gran went in for porcelain figurines of naked Jap bints with their asses in the air. man she was tight, like a fisherman's grip, and I've known some fishermen!What was I saying..? Who?
I don't remember writing this?


old knudson has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":


Hey Old Knudson! Don't loose it man! I told us not to make jam in aluminum saucepans! Now we have given us Alzheimer's.Who you lookin at sonny? Mammy I'm frightened! Make the coalman go away! We're on gas!


Posted by old knudson to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 7:24:00 PM

old knudson has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":



Knudson? For God's sake are you with me or agin me?Shit the apple pie bed!



Posted by old knudson to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 7:25:00 PM

old knudson has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":


Who are you? Do I know you? Do you know me?



Posted by old knudson to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 7:34:00 PM


Oh look who just happens to be blogging at the same time in England as the spammers are.

Gorilla Bananas has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":


And there was I thinking that fluffers were no longer needed because of Viagra. Men too proud to take the pill should follow Knudie's example and hire them.


Posted by Gorilla Bananas to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:07:00 PM

The spammer changed the spelling on my name after I mentioned it to jungle Jane in an e-mail, coincidence ? like fuck it is, she gave herself away. (I'm sure it wasn't the first time she has)

old knudsen has left a new comment on your post "A Whale Of A Time.":

Knudsen we've gone mad. We can't stop ourselves! Where will it all end?


Posted by old knudsen to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 10:33:00 PM


New Commenter

Look who just started to comment on me out of the blue after I was told about the other bloggers.

jungle jane said...

Yeah, I would like to see Axl Rose nekkie please. If you can get a shot of his asshole too I can make it worth your while?

Monday, June 25, 2007 11:53:00 AM


Bored Musings

I sent Mr Johnson an e-mail just to demonstrate my brilliance for his catchphrase.


A few ideas you can kick about or throw out.

The Smoking Banana

If you can't stand the heat don't peel the banana

Most appealing

May stunt your growth

Hot from the tree

Don't slip on the appeal

Loaded with potassium

Loaded with appeal

Johnson replied wondering why he hadn't thought of appeal himself. Maybe because yer not as good as me.