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2009-04-27T23:43:00.000-07:00

I cannot help but bump into my spammers and those acquainted with my spammers. Also there are new ones popping up all the time.

I can't be paranoid because I've been spammed and if people believed who the other bloggers were then they would swap telephone numbers at the drop of a hat.

I see people I like getting involved with people I know to be cunts but hey they treat them well so its my problem. I also see these cunts making up numerous persona's and getting embedded into links and comments. Too much time on their hands or they just like to fuck with people.

Tell tale signs of a spammer.

Boring blog .................... still they get good traffic which attracts others and the usual suspects are always in the links.

Writing style............ They can only do pretend upper class or pretend Scottish bloke etc.

The commenters........ lead off to boring blogs with no comments, are written in or no profile.

Just pop up and think after two comments they will get a link and look at their links all the same names.

You can tell honestly, well I can.

Constantly deleting blog and disappearing .

Layout of blog.

I've become a spammer expert and really don't have time for their crap. I won the last time and will win every time.
I've lost people I thought were friends when they chose the spammer over me because they had doubt. They are idiots.

Even The Monday Club have a new name. If you follow some of the comments I've put up as people who have spammed me you'll see that some are still in use.

Old Knudsen is the way and his word is his bond.

Spammers Lie who would have thought?

2008-02-06T21:46:00.000-08:00

A new year and no spamming activity that I know of, sure you get people that you are wary off especially after getting spammed by people who think they are more clever than they actually are.
The blogs below are still up and faking. Half arsed attempts at blogging, some real bloggers and some fake bloggers in their links, the usual, always the same group of people, the same sort of old pictures and dull posts.

Why do some people bother?

Dross Deletes Itself

2007-11-30T01:43:00.000-08:00

I was just checking up on the enemy as you do and I clicked on the fake blog: http://dennisliveshere.blogspot.com/ this is what I found.

Dennis

Farewell
Thank you for visiting, but I have decided to give up blogging as time-consuming and futile.
10 Comments

Lucien Modo said...

Same here. I realised I was frittering all my days away. But do stay in touch...i-lucien@hotmail.com

15 November 2007 10:07

Lucien Modo said...

Dennis,If you are at all interested in the idea of any kind of writing collaboration (not blogging) get in touch.Otherwise fare thee well! Modo/Huxley et al.

15 November 2007 11:27

Lilith said...

Lucien, do you mean you are not Dennis?Dennis, who am I going to get to help me with my daughter's homework, and who will support me when the TV licensing peeps shackle me and drag me off to Guantanamo Bay?

15 November 2007 12:34

Dennis said...

Lucien, thanks for the offer but I have found collaboration very difficult in the past. It's hard enough keeping myself on-side when composing text (and even harder to sell it these days ... my agent thinks I've died).Lilith, I am by no means Lucien and he is by no means me. If the kind of thing your daughter learns at school is "Darwinian Anxiety", she is in severe trouble! As for TVL, just don't answer the door.

15 November 2007 15:58

Lilith said...

Dennis. I will miss you. My daughter is in severe trouble. She never does her homework anyway.

15 November 2007 17:37

Lucien Modo said...

Ahh, never to be confused with you again. So sad.Goodbye Dear Heart.

15 November 2007 18:51

Dennis said...
Lilith, that is a very nice thing to say, thank you. I find these days there is so much to do that I really can't afford the time for blogging, not without neglecting things that should not be neglected. I read your post earlier about the flak you got (you know the one I mean). All I can say is that I should have had two elder brothers; I only have one; my mother was a brave and intelligent woman and criticism of her decision would have been insolent as well as ignorant. In her case it was a question of the lesser of two evils.Lucien, chin up!

15 November 2007 19:34

Scroblene said...

Dennis, I understand, and am very sorry you are leaving.Because I have to get up early each day (to worry about the next day), I continually look at lists like yours; and you are a real example of somewhere I can escape to and be slightly different. Lilith (I hope), knows this as she is brilliant at putting perspectives on instant letters like this. Reality kicks in later, but because at 5.00am I need to talk to someone, and your blog is a very interesting place to visit.My blog is a bit old fart, and the numbers of visitors has dwindled, but I escape when I do this thing we call blogging. I love everyone I read about, I imagine them as friends, and go from there.It does take time, which you described above, and I honour you that. Perhaps you'll get back one day as an alter ego, and I'll look forward to that.You take care eh?S.I sincerely hope all stays well with you.

15 November 2007 20:15

Daisy said...

dennis it has been a pleasure...although a short one...a pleasure all the same...will wait to see little spices of life from you should you post on another bloggers site...if not take care...

15 November 2007 20:37

Dennis said...

Scroblene and Daisy, thanks, how kind ... and the same to you.

16 November 2007 17:13

So Dennis and Modo one and the same or collaborators ? I say the same, thats two boring blogs less I wonder who they will pop up as next time :::::::::yawns::::::::::::::: of course they will check this blog as their ego demands it, I don't care, my turds are better bloggers, just think if I actually put some effort into it. Of course you'd find blogging to be time-consuming and futile, yer shite at it.

Yeah Yeah, Whatever.

2007-11-28T23:30:00.000-08:00

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I like to click on the links in this blog to see what my spammer chums are up to. Here is yet another fake profile with a blog thats hidden from the public, yeah like theres anything on it Sister Bridgit and Leviathan go to it too. GB also has a closed blog, it depends who you know if you want to get onto it, this one I wouldn't bother with.

The 618 views is from when they had a different blog attached and they click onto their own profile themselves. It looks like they are inventing a whole Johnson family, or a family of dicks depending on how you see it.

They wish they were a 23 year-old hot gurl, better than what they are now.

Portrait Of A Spammer

2007-11-27T01:51:00.000-08:00

Everyone says ignore the spammers I say make them work for me and take the piss out of them at the same time.

The Spammer:

I wake up in the morning after a sleepless night because my court order ankle bracelet is chaffing like FAUCK FAUCK FAUCK YOU'LL DIE, my tourettes is quite bad today. Why do the police need to know where I am all the time? I swore I'd never go near a school again.

I look at myself in the mirror but not in the eyes and say, "you're a funny intelligent person and well liked, no matter what everyone says." After my daily affirmation its time for some fruit loops then off to the office.

To stay fit I skip to work while smacking two coconut shells together, I'm a unicorn named Dennis. I often stop to accuse people I don't know of being out to get me, its what I do.

sometimesifalloverandithurtmekneewithabashybooboo.

I knew Manuel Noriega was in on it, go on say he'd never do a thing like that, as you have e-mailed with him twice and therefore know him, don't piss on my leg and tell me its raining. Next its oh you are so paranoid, these are the kind of people who get killed in slasher movies.

I work in Information Technology as a cleaner, not of hard drives but of shiny surfaces, its company policy to hire a mentally challenged window licker like on "L.A. Law" I love that show, I watch it every night though it ended years ago and I don't have a TV, I'm special. I tell people I'm an information technologer but spend the day making tea and cleaning when I'm not spamming and arguing with the water cooler.

I use lots of computers when the others are on their lunch breaks and have so many different faces, fuck I'm so clever and your not, I'm a dog, a monkey , a hat stand , several hot girls and one ugly girl, and many boring lords and ladies as I am ashamed of my working class parents, I have nightmares about having to do actual work .

Most of my blogs are victim blogs, these are half-assed boring as fuck blogs so when I spam people and they accuse me I say but look, I'm a blogger a victim myself, Lord Lookin, Goober the dog and monkey nuts comment on me I must a real bone fide blogger, clever huh? disinformation is the key, bloggers are sooo stoopid.

I check into my Nemesis' blog "Old Bitter Balls," yet another fantastically funny post, I don't know how he does it, yes! he has his comment moderation off , now to get the attention from him that I yearn for as he is the father figure and hunk of loving I have always wanted.

:::::sticks tongue out and starts to type::::: "The Monday club said.......wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker "etc :::takes a break:::: "Fiona said........looser looser looser looser "etc ::::::mis-spells it 20 times ah the irony::::::: oh no, Old Knudsen has slapped on his moderation and foiled my efforts to fill up his comment box, this isn't over Old Knudsen someday I shall destroy you for some reason I haven't thought out yet.

Later in the day I try again, but huh? my IP is blocked? I use another server to post ::::sticks out tongue again::::: "Mandy Onslow said....... . . . . . . ." fuck I'm so clever just dots heh heh I may go through a lot of trouble, time and effort but I'm sure Old Knudsen is crying because I type nasty things on his blog, I'm sure hes never gone through anything as bad as this in his life hehe. Nothing good has ever come out of the jungle.

My mother did cheat on my drunken child molesting father by fucking a retarded monkey at the zoo but look at me, do I look I got any of the monkey retardness? (it was actually an ape, did you know that Gorillas have penis' no bigger than a pencil? true fact that, maybe they should have rubbers on the ends)

Oh no there goes the moderation again ,this isn't over Old Knudsen someday I shall destroy you for some reason I haven't thought out yet.

After a hard day of spamming , crap blogging and wiping up coffee spills I stick some sewing needles into my groin.

My life ambitions is to break my father's cycle of abuse, get off probation and destroy Old Knudsen but not in that order, now its off to stalk some of **my old boyfriends**, they think they can change phone numbers and addresses but I find them and their little bunnies FAUK FAUK WE WILL NEVER STOP, sorry there goes the tourettes again .

I wonder why I have no real friends, oh yeah, I know why.

**I never said if this particular spammer was male or female or both.**

The funny thing is that the day before these people that are known to me started to spam me, I was considering taking a break from blogging. Now I can't/won't take a break I just keep making new blogs, they have suceeded in doing the opposite that they wanted to do, well done spammers, here have a banana.

The next post is the spammer's comment, pretty transparent most people can see their lies considering the amount of posts I write and publish a day, I doubt I'll be running out of ideas anytime soon. They are judging me by their own poor lack of imagination.
Sad silly little people.

When I Think Of You, I Spam Myself.

2007-11-24T11:16:00.000-08:00

J. Johnson said...

Very good Soren,This has all been a very long drawn out tale of woe, with you accusing everyone within spitting distance. I am convinced that the plain facts of the matter is that you it is you behind all of this.
You are the common denominator from all these diverse blogs.I notice that when you get stuck for ideas, or when your comments are on the decline, then out comes this old chestnut again.
Leave it Knudsen, you are not convincing anyone anymore, and its a little pathetic of you.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007 12:22:00 PM

Why are you still reading me if I'm such a pathetic nut? oh thats right yer a spammer.

Well actually you GB, Jungle Jane and whoever can be called denominators too.
You can see by the writing style (that changed) in the previous Johnson e-mails that he called me Soren too.
Going for the crazy label again, do they think I care what people I don't know think about me? if yer stupid enough to still fall for their shit after I've told you then yer a mong.

I've got so many ideas which is why I have 15 blogs and post nearly everyday on them so thats just more of their bullshit. I see GB's comments on his own blog are getting filled more by his fake personas than his real ones. I don't read him much, his last post made me realise why I don't. So contrived. He was looking for an excuse to post tits, me I don't need an excuse, the Knudsen wannabe.

The Dennis doesn't live here blog reads so much like DC Warmington and Hussey's bastard child doesn't it? I don't care all I know is that computer and the person on it is spamming me according to my 3 site meters and matching up comment times.
Look to the links, Modo is such an obviously fake too I see he removed his comments just after I looked at him and he has a Lord Archer link up too. I never fell for linking to that cunt or Hussey not matter if they linked to me or not.

The Jeffery Archer blog "End of the peer" was scrapped so Johnson could comment on me. The Gorilla is running out of rocks to hide under. A message to you monkey boy and Jungle Jane, keep attacking me and you bring on yer own doon fall, no loss to the Blogosphere there.

No One Spams The Mediocre

2007-11-23T14:19:00.000-08:00

Two examples of half-arsed fake blogs, if you click on my former spam links you'll find its now "end of the peer" the former spam/blogger known as AA Hussey now has "dennis lives here" though it was no effort to change IPs for him/her.

You can tell these fake blogs by how boring and just not very well thought out they are but still they get commenters, and the same old ones as did the rounds with those who spammed me, a new blog would pop up and Gorilla Bananas and Mutley would be on joining in the fun and lending it credibility by using their names, also suspect spammers in the links with the odd genuine one in order to travel to me via them.

http://dennisliveshere.blogspot.com/

http://endofthepeer.blogspot.com/

No one has to believe me about any of these people, I don't care if you'd rather be fooled than think the worse of people you know/like better than me through e-mails and blogs enjoy the taste of yer own hole, read this blog and work through yer naivety.

I've always been had to like because no matter what name I use on my blogs I believe in truth and thats a thing many people fear the most, especially about themselves

Wax On Fuck Off

2007-11-23T14:15:00.000-08:00

I blocked their usual IP and made them use another which I also blocked, just drawing them out.

The Sunday Club said...
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007 7:20:00 PM

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007 7:21:00 PM

The Sunday Club said...

Never stop cunt

Tuesday, October 23, 2007 7:23:00 PM

Spammers Are And Affirmation Of My Greatness

2007-11-08T23:10:00.000-08:00

They came back and I don't care, mis-spelling 'loser' I see they are as thick as ever.

Fiona said...
YES I'M PISSED OFF!I MET 'OLD KNUDSEN' THROUGH ADULTFINDAFRIEND. IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE HAD MET UP AND FUCKED A FEW TIMES THAT I FOUND OUT HE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN GETTING TO MY SON BARRY. OLD KNUDSEN IS NOTHING BUT A CREEPY PONCE AND A BAD SHAG.STAY CLEAR LADIES.

Friday, October 19, 2007 6:20:00 PM

Mandy Onslow said...
Its true his real names Sean Hartley. He wanted to fuck me and my boyfriend but he was to pissed and he turned fucking nasty. Hes a cunt. And a homo.

Friday, October 19, 2007 6:35:00 PM

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Friday, October 19, 2007 1:58:00 PM

Spam Stalkers

2007-11-06T23:57:00.000-08:00

Old Knobend. Will make himself cry .Knobend will spend himself all the time deleting .

For over four weeks I have been under attack from spammers. People who are known to me that work in I.T. whatever issues they have I don't know or really care about they just want to get me.
The comments I get from them are just insults, nothing clever or witty, just pestering like a booger you can't reach, they have escalated with the amount of comments and have created numerous profiles and names and the odd blog too, its very telling who is a regular commenter on these fake blogs, people or rather primates who comment on a crap blog full of Knudsen hate and they themselves practice such hate in their own blogs,for example "Old Knudsen said he had a big cock but it was really a small Pekingese dog" what the fuck? do they drink a lot or something? then they smile and say, "old Knudsen must be crazy, no one is out to get him."This is what Old Knobend had to say:Fucking fuckety fuck!! Your fucking fucked!! You also sound like a fucking mad man!! Your blog is dead!!Post up those other cunts names and blog titles!! It don't fucking matter to me cunt chops!! your all a bunch of twats!!

You can see they have an agenda, they think they call the shots but really they are just jumping up and doon for attention, we call the shots by giving them attention or not.
Going onto moderation isn't a chore, just click a box and reject, yes these people are rejects.The thing about comments. I've met many good people through my blog and in fact have received lots of support and lots of folks are putting two and two together with the things I've said.
I could do without comments to be honest. The thing I like most is the blog post itself. The making, writing and finding a good picture.
I laugh as I read my archives who cares if I only got three comments on that one etc I loved the post.I'm out there in the blogosphere with my opinion so it doesn't matter that some uptight brideshead revisited fan and an unstable bi-sexual chick and whoever else don't like me and want me gone.
What is it with bi-sexual people? pick one for god's sake its only a choice of two.
I suspect either rape or abuse as a child has led my spammers to where they are now in their life and probably some mental issues because of that. If you need someone to talk to spammers I can help but you must be honest with me.
I advise everyone that links to me to go on to moderation for the time being and I thank you all for yer support.
I'm not going anywhere, I get over 200 visitors a day and don't do a thing to get them, like some one said if I wasn't highly popular I wouldn't get someone going to all this trouble to get attention from me, stalkers are kinda flattering in a fucked in the head sort of way.

If you click on the links you'll see if my spammers have changed faces yet again, the Monday Club is now William Minotaur but the blog is invite only, a bit like one of GB's secret blogs, what are ya hiding?

I Won I Suppose

2007-11-06T23:46:00.000-08:00

I just recently took my main blog off moderation, I now don't care if they fill up my comment box with boring shite I'm more interested in the posts than thinking of a witty come backs for 10 comments saying "great post" or "lol :)" I don't care.

I do not want others saying, "just forget about it" ok it wasn't you getting spammed, me on the other hand have cursed them with a fucking hex, don't push me. Also I don't want to hear how PC, GB or JJ wouldn't do such a thing, they did it, I'm positive and I know what kind of people they are.

I still have plenty of zip files I didn't even open saved on my computer from the spammers with matched up IPs.

I still don't know why they did it, I guess it had to be jealousy that I can and do better than them in such a short time. Well good luck on yer newsletter, you'll need it, I've already decided it will fail. You may know big words but yer dick is still small.

The Monday Club, On A Tuesday Doh!

2007-11-06T23:31:00.000-08:00

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":
Knudsen its over!! You is dead!!You boring cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Knudsen its over!! You is dead!!You boring cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Knudsen its over!! You is dead!!You boring cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Knudsen its over!! You is dead!!You boring cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Knudsen its over!! You is dead!!You boring cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 12:09:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

Poor Knudsen. Silly suck cock.It will never end!!Anyone who posts will get a taste!!!

Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 12:18:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

It will never end!!It will never end!!It will never end!!It will never end!!It will never end!!

Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 12:22:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

KNUDSEN IS A PEDO
KNUDESN IS A PEDO
KNUDSEN IS A PEDO
KNUDESN IS A PEDO
KNUDSEN IS A PEDO
KNUDESN IS A PEDO
KNUDSEN IS A etc etc

Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 12:41:00 AM

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TWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWAT etc

Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 12:28:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

OH!! YOU MUST BE SICK!!DO YOU HATE US KNUDSEN?BECAUSE WE IS RUINING IT FOR YOU.THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THOSE THAT KNOW MORE THAN YOU.YOU IS A LITTLE SILLY BOY.WE IS WISE AND CLEVER.YOU IS LIKLE.WE WILL BUST YOU.WHO IS INTERESTED IN YOS LIKLE FIGHT?YOU BE BORING THE ARSE OFF THE PEOPLE WHEN YOU GO RUNNING TELLING TALES.WAAAAAAA!! THE BAD LOT IS DOING IT TO ME AGAIN!!LOOKS I PRINT PEOPLE'S NAMES AND BLOG SITES!!YOU IGNORE BAD LOT!!LOVE ME MORE!!LOVE ME MORE!!LOVE ME MORE!!WHAT WILL KNUDSEN DO NOW?SAY SORRY TO US KNUDSEN!! OR YOUR BLOG WILL DIE!!HOW LONG WILL PEOPLE CARE TO BE INVOLVED? IF WE INFECT THEM? THEY WILL STAY AWAY IN THE END!! LOOK AT THE DAMAGE WE HAVE ALREADY DONE!!SAY YOU IS A BAD WORM AND WE MAY RELENT KNOBEND!!

Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 12:55:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

WE LOVES IT!!AND YOU HATES IT!!

Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 12:58:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

28 POSTS!! ALMOST LIKE THE OLD DAYS!!SHAME THAT THE MODERATION WILL BE ON LATER!!YOU IS DEAD

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Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:03:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

THERE YOU ARE KNUDSEN!!

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Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:04:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

YOU IS SORRY NOW? YOU SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH THE BIGGER BOYS. YOU KNOW YOU WILL GET PUSHED AROUND FATTY!!

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Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:09:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

Still with you mama.

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Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 11:22:00 AM

THE MONDAY CLUB has left a new comment on your post "101 *true* things about Old Knudsen.":

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc

Posted by THE MONDAY CLUB to Old Bitter Balls 2.0 at Tuesday, July 31, 2007 11:35:00 AM

I Knew They Had To Be Spice Gurl Fans

2007-11-06T23:28:00.000-08:00

Girl Power has left a new comment on your post "Larne Who Cares?":

I have been looking back over the old posts. You used to get so many replies, forty odd was quite regular, twenty odd nearly always. Now you are lucky to get into double figures. This blog is dying on its feet Knudsen and all you can do is print up a few names of folk.
The rest of the time you are boring people with your sorry tale and posting long lists of computer gibberish. Not very interesting.We will keep spaming you until its not worth you doing it. You know that is true.
People will think we are wankers for doing this to you but we don't care about that. Soon they will be bored about the subject they wont want to know and they will go somewhere else and your blog will die. You think you are funny? You are'nt. You know you are losing every day. You had your chance to back down but you were to much of a knob head to do it typical man. Now its to late. Your done for!!

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Posted by Girl Power to Old Bitter Balls at Tuesday, July 17, 2007 10:07:00 AM

I don't remember getting that many comments, I suspect you lie. I post too fast to let comments build up, its not important.

Old Knudsen, No Not Me

2007-11-06T23:23:00.000-08:00

Old Knudsen said...

Stiff him Knudsen!! You are such a big fucking idiot!! You are just so sure of your tiny little dick computer skills aren't you!! Come after me me you fat pudding............... See how far you get!! LITTLE GIRL.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 12:01:00 AM

Yet Another, Is This A Record?

2007-11-06T23:17:00.000-08:00

Harry Butterworth has left a new comment on your post "Pass The Paracetemol.":

It's all going tits up isn't it Knudsen. People losing interest..You trying to be a little daring to stimulate a response, and you get nothing.. See what happens when you fuck with people that are bigger than you.. You are just a fucking twat aren't you.Well its not going to stop till you are finished. And there is nothing you can do now to prevent it.WANKER

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Posted by Harry Butterworth to Old Bitter Balls at Monday, July 16, 2007 1:25:00 PM

Harry Butterworth has left a new comment on your post "Hussey Is Still A Spammer.":

Dib dib Knudsen!! You have all the makings of a great detective!!Dish it out boy!! Dish it out!!You Gorilla Bananas, Hussey, Jane, you are all fucking WANKERS!! This is the beauty of it all. If you weren't all twats then you wouldn't be spending your days doing this shit!!Send all your crap loving mates around to their blogs too!! It will save me time.Have a look at Hussey's blog, the twat already had to take it all down once because he got so much shit care of you.Loving it!! You big hunk of monkey!!And best of all you are boring the arse off the people who read your shit!! Do you think that they care?YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!BEEP BEEP!!

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Posted by Harry Butterworth to Old Bitter Balls at Monday, July 16, 2007 9:23:00 PM

Mamout

2007-11-06T23:09:00.000-08:00

Then the bastards went and spammed my old friend 'Gog' with Mamout and a fake Fat Sparrow, quite funny really as I happen to be Gog but they didn't know that. You see its different cos I'm not trying to fuck anyone over by pretending to be someone else and I just comment on my own if I had another point to make.

Mamout has left a new comment on your post "Gog helps those too drunk to help themselves":

Stay away from Knudsen. You have been warned.

Posted by Mamout to Gog Almighty at 7/10/2007 3:40 AM

Fat Sparrow has left a new comment on your post "Gog helps those too drunk to help themselves":

Gog. Do not trust Knudsen. he spams others and pretends its not himself. He even spams himself. Its all a gimmick to get attention.Just wait and see.

Posted by Fat Sparrow to Gog Almighty at 7/10/2007 9:00 AM

Yet Another One

2007-11-06T23:05:00.000-08:00

Rachel has left a new comment on your post "Man On Fire.":

About the recent troubles. No not Domhnach na Fola.

I did feel sorry for you when I heard what was happening to you. But its all horse shit is'nt it. I have had emails from people who were affected and they are a bit suspicious that it is all centered around you. You have been accusing people that everyone knows as being fairly decent. Nobody has had trouble with these people before. Only you and yet where is the evidence on your blog of what you claim they have been up to?Admit it you have cooked this whole thing up. And its you that has been leaving fake posts everywhere.

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Posted by Rachel to Old Bitter Balls at Friday, July 13, 2007 3:24:00 PM

That gheylick at the start was "Bloody Sunday" yeah I'm attacking myself like fightclub, comment moderation means you don't post spam, nice try, hey I posted it now, see any edvidence yet?
They think I was going to post their spam if they goaded me?

Fucking masterminds alright.

Legion

2007-11-06T23:03:00.000-08:00

Legion has left a new comment on your post "Man On Fire.":

Knudsen was Hector Munro and Knudsen has been behind all the spam. He is trying to set bloggers at each other and get plenty of attention into the bargain.
I hated you at the Boston Tea Party and I hate you now.

Do we know each other? Yes.
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Posted by Legion to Old Bitter Balls at Friday, July 13, 2007 2:20:00 PM

Fuck my spammers are morons.

Mutleythedog On The Ball

2007-11-06T22:59:00.000-08:00

mutleythedog has left a new comment on your post "Belfast Parades":

Dont publish this if yer dont want but I had a lot of problems with "Hector Munroe", he was pretending to be Aunty Marianne ( a friend from Brussels) on my blog and abusing me. I dont think its linked to either Jungle Jane or Jenny!! I think some one is pretending to be Jenny! As for Jungle...I don't think she pretends to be people and such like things - also I don't think GB is anything to do with this. It was probably all one person who hates you trying to make trouble between you and these people.. I had similar things several times in the last weeks,and each time I just turned on comment moderation. One "Babyjesus" filled my blog with comments thousands of lines long upto 100 times...

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Posted by mutleythedog to Old Bitter Balls at Thursday, July 12, 2007 11:06:00 PM

Dogs of a feather, I don't trust this dog as far as I can throw him and thats far, say it in a high pitched voice and I may believe you.

Fake DBS

2007-11-06T22:56:00.000-08:00

They used other bloggers avatars to spam me, yeah I'm sure my friends would be doing that, smart move.

Dirty Bitch Society has left a new comment on your post "Fucking Repeats.":

You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Idiot

Short version of course.

Posted by Dirty Bitch Society to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:46:00 PM

Leviathan # 2

2007-11-06T22:55:00.000-08:00

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Posted by LEVIATHAN to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:25:00 PM

Leviathan

2007-11-06T22:48:00.000-08:00

One of many boring spams designed to clog up the comment box, this is the short version, I like at the end how they say if I don't understand any words to look them up, I think I know who is spamming me pretty well.

LEVIATHAN has left a new comment on your post "Fucking Repeats.": THE BEST THING ABOUT YOU KNUDSEN IS THAT YOU ARE A FUCKWIT.I AHVE MIXED EMOTIONS, BECAUSE I HATE A FUCKWIT, BUT THEN WHO WOULD I HAVE TO TORMENT? YOU SEE MY DILEMA?BY THE WAY ANY WORDS HERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU CAN LOOK UP IN AN ON-LINE DICTIONARY- DRAG AND DROP THEM, DON’T RY TO WRITE THEM YOURSELF.YOU SEE KNUSEN THE GAME WAS ALWAYS TO GET YOU TO DESTROY OTHERS. AND HAS IT WORKED WELL. YOU SEE KNUDSEN I AM CLEVER AND YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. SOON YOU WILL BE GONE TOO. BUT PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT TOO EASY.THE BEST THING ABOUT YOU KNUDSEN IS THAT YOU ARE A FUCKWIT.I AHVE MIXED EMOTIONS, BECAUSE I HATE A FUCKWIT, BUT THEN WHO WOULD I HAVE TO TORMENT? YOU SEE MY DILEMA?BY THE WAY ANY WORDS HERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU CAN LOOK UP IN AN ON-LINE DICTIONARY- DRAG AND DROP THEM, DON’T RY TO WRITE THEM YOURSELF.YOU SEE KNUSEN THE GAME WAS ALWAYS TO GET YOU TO DESTROY OTHERS. AND HAS IT WORKED WELL. YOU SEE KNUDSEN I AM CLEVER AND YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. SOON YOU WILL BE GONE TOO. BUT PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT TOO EASY.THE BEST THING ABOUT YOU KNUDSEN IS THAT YOU ARE A FUCKWIT.I AHVE MIXED EMOTIONS, BECAUSE I HATE A FUCKWIT, BUT THEN WHO WOULD I HAVE TO TORMENT? YOU SEE MY DILEMA?

BY THE WAY ANY WORDS HERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU CAN LOOK UP IN AN ON-LINE DICTIONARY- DRAG AND DROP THEM, DON’T RY TO WRITE THEM YOURSELF.YOU SEE KNUSEN THE GAME WAS ALWAYS TO GET YOU TO DESTROY OTHERS. AND HAS IT WORKED WELL. YOU SEE KNUDSEN I AM CLEVER AND YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. SOON YOU WILL BE GONE TOO. BUT PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT TOO EASY.

Posted by LEVIATHAN to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, July 11, 2007 1:03:00 PM

Hussey Bites The Dust

2007-11-06T22:33:00.000-08:00

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Bananas,
Do you know in my time I have been asked and accused on numerous occasions of being multiple personalities? It does seem to be a recurring theme with some people. To date I have been accused of being no less than~
T. P. Fuller
D. C. Warmington
Jungle Jane
Oliver Gosling
Peter Hitchins
Guido
Lucien Modo
Your good self (that’s you Bananas)&Sister Bridgit
Now how much time do people suppose that I have?

By the way, I’m not sure to what end, but last time I looked Old Mr. Knudsen (who is at variance with myself because he says that he is funnier than me, but for some reason dislikes this idea. But hey~ho!) seemed to think I was you, and some other people too.
Does no one realise that it is possible to discover who posts what and where?On another matter, why do you want to speak privately with my good self?
Have you some personal problem that requires some discretion? I am all ears.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

You weren't fooling anyone also you just happened to ignore the fact I matched yer comments to yer ISP. Yer blog was pure PC, oh thats right you accused me of spamming you and yer blog has now gone when you couldn't get a foot hold with those around me. Modo was another obvious spammer too.

Some of you may have by now been spammed by some individuals using my avatar. I have been under attack with these childish twats for the last week and as they are not getting anywhere with me as I haven't broken doon and cried they are following the path I thought they would and commenting/spamming as me to discredit me.

They are doing this out of jealousy and small mindedness. I can't help it if I became popular or if I'm more funny than them. Of course I'll never give in and take my blog doon. I will not let the terrorists win.
I have followed them on my 3 site meters and various comments etc and know who it is and know who is somehow connected with them in this. I am not interested in hearing the denials from the numerous fake personas they have created or how I am paranoid as I heard all that in the OJ trial.
They spam themselves and argue with themselves in their comments to look good but myself and Fat Sparrow know their lies.
They won't stop and don't care about you, they are stupid people who can't take being bested so resort to childish pranks to make them think they are powerful and are in control in their lives. Fuck the penis issues and lack of hugs in their lives are so abundantly clear.

Here are those responsible, if you have them on yer links feel free to remove them. Yes its a he said/ she said thing and I can only give you my word that what I say is true. Why would I do this after 10 months? please e-mail me if you have any doubts, I am a real person just trying to have fun with a blog until these morons decided to stop me. I don't care how many years they have been blogging for or their denials for 10 months I never got any hate mail until after this lot contacted me about a writing gig that was just a set up.

The Curmudgeon -- Philip Challinor Head wanker boring as fuck
The Japing Ape -- Gorilla Bananas A Challinor persona likes to play a nice guy.

The Jungle-- Jungle Jane Challinor's attack hag Stupid all day unfunny all night responsible for most of the spamming.

AAA Hussey Written by Challinor and used by others to comment and attack from, just a front.

Lord Milky A Challinor friend or persona and though may seem like such a nice guy but is dirty.

Blog this -- Jenny Friend or Persona of Jane who cares?

Other personas used for spamming myself and others --- my own of course, Hector Munroe, Sister Bridget, The Monday club.

They made me post this, they wouldn't stop, go talk to them I've had it with the slimy cunts, of course they'll tell you I'm mad and will be very indignant about it , whatever.

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey has left a new comment on your post "War Is Hell On Yer Skin.":

Old KnudsenYou are trying my patience. You have to date accused me of being someone called Phillip, whoever he is, Jane, Gorilla Bananas, and Modo. How much time do you think I have for sitting down making up nonsense?If you look at what I write you will see that I do not post very often, this is because I work for a living, and do not have the amount of free time available.As far as some ‘problem’ that I am supposed to have with you; let me tell you that it is of no great concern to me. On occasion I would dip into your pages because you were recommended to me. I made the odd comment, and you in fact took exception to me, and if you recall I have not posted with you since, as you said that I was not welcome. For me that was the end of the matter.Let me say once and for all, that I have not attacked you or your friend’s pages at any time. Neither am I aware of who is attacking you and your friend. And from looking at your comments you seem to be also accusing Jungle Jane. What exactly are you thinking of?You have to admit with your particular abrasive style you must piss some people off, it just does not happen to be me. I don’t give a fig.For heaven’s sake grow up, and good luck!
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A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey to Old Bitter Balls at Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:44:00 AM

Fuck Off Warm Banana

2007-11-06T22:19:00.000-08:00

When the spamming started I sent this e-mail off to Johnny Johnson to poke him a little as I new he was Gorilla Bananas and was bound to spread the gossip to the others.

I was thinking about yer other bloggers , reading their archives etc and really they are a bit luke warm rather than smoking no offense to them they have had their moments in the past.

I've been receiving acclaim from all over the board and would rather not get lumped with them at this point. I wake up and find people talking about me on so many Blogs in the comments I just got two awards this week. I am a hot topic and this isn't just a recent thing.

I prefer to explore this on my own and will use my right to pull out of yer enterprise early enough for you to find some other Blogger. I know of many far better ones than those you have but I'm sure you know what you're doing.

Sorry about the flip flopping , I wish you success in the future.

Old Knudsen

His reply:

I don't think you'd have anything to lose, as the blog-letter is being advertised to people who've almost certainly never seen any kind of humorous blog. The number of readers of even the most popular funny blogs is actually quite small. People have a wide range of tastes, so a wide range of material tends to attract a bigger readership.If you want more time to think about it that's fine. If it's your last word, we'll part company on friendly terms with best wishes for your blog.

Johnny

I replied pushing it home a bit harder:

Dear Johnny

I like to believe the best in people so I shall assume you are an innocent. Not just my growing success and doubts about the other bloggers abilities but something happened this week that showed me the kind of people you have in yer group and I think you should know. If you are in on it well to be honest I don't care.

I woke up to find a fake Old KnudSON , note the spelling , with my avatar making comments on my blog and other blogs. Its difficult for these people to do me damage this way as my readers thought I was just being me as I myself had a parallel universe Old KnudSAN . The fake KnudSON had a profile the same as mine which led to a blog the same as mine with 2 of my posts on it, while you can admire the detail it wasn't funny.

I got 2 panicked e-mails from 2 gurls named Jenny and Jungle Jane saying how a hacker had taken Jenny's blog and took her avatar and had been commenting on Jungle Jane's Blog. I noticed that the fake commenter changed the spelling mis-take in KnudSON to the correct KnudSEN and I noticed that Jungle Jane mis-spelt my name in the e-mail as KnudSON.

I know bullshit when I smell it, of course she denys all and blamed a Blogger from Brighton, someone named Hussey who is indeed responsible as their visits match the comments, the writing on the Blog is different than the comments. Jane works in IT, she and other Bloggers on yer list use ISP blockers/proxy servers.

On Gorilla Bananas there was one of the most piss poor posts ever, the commenters were quite unsure about it. The post was a vehicle to slag off Old Knudsen, it wasn't very funny or harsh, more bitter and I wonder if he drinks a lot. He discussed my reaction with Jenny and mentioned it in his comments so intentional hurt was meant but it was just bad and I was more embarrassed at how it made him look . So then is Gorilla Bananas/Philip whatever shagging Jungle Jane or is she a fag hag? and how many of the other bloggers are actually them? what is their motive? just dislike? If he doesn't like me he should stop commenting on me.

You never told me yer real name which was odd considering what you were suggesting, I don't care who you are or say you are , none of this happened until you came to me with this offer and it was the same people.

The Fake Knudsen turned into Hector Munroe and made a couple of cocky insincere apologies. Jungle Jane made a show telling the fake off on her Blog, no one was man or woman enough to come to me and say, hey it was me, I thought it was funny but it wasn't I'm sorry, they just went around making snide remarks. Its one thing to have a persona its another to go around and try to fuck people over behind their backs.

I have been swapping notes with some of my friends about all of this and I'm getting as many questions as real answers, I don't think I'll ever know who is real and who is not, half arsed blogs that all read the same. The cowardly childish ways have annoyed me, I won't lose any sleep, I find I don't need help to be popular in the Blogosphere, I'm not after a book deal I'm just having fun.

Yes we can part on friendly terms as yer persona did not sneak around but as for yer pit of vipers, well you can keep them.

Best wishes

Old Knudsen

I think I presented my point and my proof well:

Dear Soren,

Let me assure you that NO ONE in my blogging group dislikes you and those of them who comment on your blog do so because they are your FANS.It was THEY who suggested inviting you to participate in the Smoking Banana. They wouldn't have done that if they had any kind of a grudge against you.I am 100% certain than no one in my group would have created a fake identity claiming to be you. As for any posts / comments slagging you off, I suspect you have just misunderstood a bit of friendly teasing. You certainly should not participate in the Smoking Banana if you have any of these doubts in your mind.
But if you can accept my reassurances as genuine, the ofter to participate still stands.I really don't want us to part company with you believing that anyone in my team has anything but good wishes for you.

Johnny

Lying cunt, as you can see I still don't know his name but GB has claimed he is his patron in other comments and GB is like a talent scout looking for hot new acts, delusions of grandeur I suspect. I have since learned that GB is Johnny Johnson from people who have met him, who else is he? If only I could get a picture of Philip Challinor as I believe he'd look just like them too.

Sister Bridgit part 2

2007-11-06T22:14:00.000-08:00

My blog on moderation but the comments kept coming through, soon Jungle Jane was starting to sound more like Gollum. It came through on the same IP as AAA Hussey and usually clicked from Lord Milky's blog.

Sister Bridgit said...

Hey best blogger in the room!Look around you big man (I mean in your real world). Take in the trappings of your success.Knowing what kind of life you must have takes away any desire to tease you. Positive self image or just delusional??? Taking your imagined glory away from you would be too cruel, enjoy.As some knob once said: -Ker- Chow (did I get that right? Who the fuck cares?

Sunday, July 08, 2007 10:30:00 AM

Sister Bridgit said...

And you know, you can delete this shit all you want, but sill I know you get to read it. You're like some bum pulling on a clean shirt over a dirty vest.Ker- Something or other!

Sunday, July 08, 2007 10:32:00 AM

Sister Bridgit said...

HOOOOO-EEEEEEE!KNOB JOCKEY

Sunday, July 08, 2007 10:58:00 AM

Jungle Jane had taken doon her blog in a huff and soon she took doon Bridgit as well.

Sister Bridgit

2007-11-06T21:55:00.000-08:00

My Spammers set up a crap blog in the name of Sister Bridgit from Ireland, full of pictures of nuns smoking and holding guns etc in the hope of looking like an actual blogger, it had GB, Lord Milky and Mutley the dog commenting on it, three suspect people/personas.

Then Sister Brigit commented on me, it was like the terrible accent GB tried to write in his bitter post about me, it was definitely him writing it.

Fat Sparrow said:

( Sister Bridgit, I haven't heard a vernacular that piss-poor since the last time I heard Madonna have a go at being English. Pull your anal, I mean rosary, beads out of your ass and get thee back to a nunnery in Ireland to have some practice at speaking like the common folk.)

Sister Bridgit said...
Fat Sparrow, you pot bellied salad dodger.foreskin face2/10 for humour- 4/10 for profanityshit/dog turd/flies2/10 for humour-4/10 for profanityretarded Geordie/gobfull jizz2/10 for humour-4/10 for profanitySaying something that your social worker finds rude will not piss on my sherbert fatso.

Now if you had insulted me, and still made me laugh then I would have hated you so I would. Hey I’d hate for you to think I was fattest… You are definitely fatter so you are.

Friday, July 06, 2007 5:52:00 PM

Sister Bridgit said...
When all your life has been about is fixating on the flesh, then that is your fucking reward you soft secular bellyacher.
Listen up meat product. Did I say where I was born?

Friday, July 06, 2007 10:45:00 AM

Sister Bridgit totally lost, this was Jungle Jane writing now, she is such a light weight, when you have to use fat jokes yer done, besides 'Fat' is ironic not physical and she loves salads.

Gorilla Bananas' Finest Post

2007-11-06T21:15:00.000-08:00

A particularly sad post as written by Gorilla Bananas when the spamming started was about Michael Caine and purple underwear, it was boring and unfunny and then it got to this part.

Of course, men have said far coarser things in their desperation to get laid. Many have mentioned the size of their sexual organ in the hope of cajoling a woman into spreading her legs. I know of only one occasion on which this was successful – when Old Knudsen persuaded an ageing prostitute to return home with him after boasting about his “huge cock”. It was the New Year’s Eve of ’89, and home was a rickety shed in a rough area of Glasgow.
When they arrived, Knudsen’s pekingese greeted him in its usual manner by pissing on his ankles.“Ah thooght ye said ye had a huge one!” exclaimed the woman on seeing the dog.For the prostitute, you see, had misheard Knudsen! She thought he’d spoken of his “huge dog” as he slurred his words in an alcohol-soaked stupor.
This had reassured her, as she was worried about getting mugged while working in such a dangerous part of the city.
Thinking that she was referring to his cock, Knudsen dropped his pants.“Whit dae ye caa thes?” he asked, flashing his manly pride.“Och weel!” sighed the woman philosophically. “Ah may as well earn mah fee noo aam here!”But after removing her knickers, she insisted on remaining fully-clothed with her back against a wall, so she could look out for robbers and perverts while Knudie was fumbling about.

The sad truth for the human male is that there are no good lines for getting a woman into bed. He can either chance upon a woman who already wants it, in which case almost any line will do, or he can pay for it like Old Knudsen. It’s no skin off my nose, of course. Ten per cent of my portfolio is invested in a sex doll manufacturer.

What the fuck? is what I'm sure many of his readers thought. I don't know why they started to attack me but I could see that this pathetic excuse for a post was part of it, why is he so bitter that he can't help but have it cum through in his posts?

I responded in amusement because I love to see English people make fools of themselves. I mentioned that I had the fastest cock in the North, I actually meant a racing pigeon, see? even my comment was more funny. Then I mentioned yet again about how Gorillas have tiny willys. In his comments he said:

Knudsen: JJ (Jungle Jane) and I were having bets on whether you'd mention my tiny cock. You never disappoint your fans, Knudie.

I never realised before that Gorillas were slimy and backstabbing, I thought they charged intruders with bravado, goes to show you. I guess the small willy comments hit home a bit too much.

Lord Milky's Comments

2007-11-06T17:33:00.000-08:00

27th, 28th and 29th June 2007

old knudson said...
No man! This time next year you'll be selling your sperm to lesbian wimeen to pay the gas!

27/6/07 19:15

Its weemen and I never use lesbian, I say leezer.

Gorilla Bananas said...
You can't accept all that money as a gift, Milky. You should offer to marry the man's daughter - ask for a picture first, though.
27/6/07 19:39

jungle jane said...
fuck Milky. I have a tear in my eye reading that. Jesus dude, if that was the highlight of your day I will send you a few pics via email. Just don't publish it on your blog, yeah? i don't want the whole world to see the "Milky woz 'ere" tattoo on my snatch....
27/6/07 19:53

Old Knudsen said...
You are indeed a Blogger of talent, I bow before you, getting the wogs to write yer posts for you now, get yer whip out and tell them to work on those jokes.
27/6/07 20:08

Lord Milky said...
Ms R Milky's skin is pure as the driven snow, that much is true. Quite what my ancestors got up to, one wouldn't like to say.

Old Knudson Your I.P. address seems to be the same as another blogger I know. How bizarre!

Yep, you know alright.

GB As with all internet photos, I shall make her hold up a sign with the date, the time and "Once you've had black, you never go back" upon it.

Jungle Jane I thought you were fiddling with your spam purse until twelve? I would never publish the tattoo pics - I saw the picture of that split penis on your blog.

Old Knudsen Comedy is not a strong point in Burkino Faso. It is physical more than anything, like shitting on trains. I shall do my best for you though Knudsen.
27/6/07 21:56

old knudsen said...
You must be talking of my dark twin.
28/6/07 00:31

Old Knudsen said...
I'm the funny one that can spell his one name.
28/6/07 07:29

Lord Milky said...
Old Knudsen Until it becomes clear that you are he, the hounds are on full alert.

28/6/07 08:20

old knudsen said...
Identity theft. There is nothing funny about it. You have to be very careful in this world full of gutersnipes.

gutersnipes ? even I know its guttersnipes but what a twaty word to use .

28/6/07 16:57

Lord Milky said...
Remember the fucking hounds knudsen. Prove it is you.

29/6/07 00:53

Yer hounds cannot be trusted, get them fixed.

Fat Sparrow said...

You can easily tell the true Knudsen. While some may think he has a complete lack of correct punctuation, grammar, and spelling, it is in fact simply erratic. Because of this, his style is truly inimitable. Also, you can always tell the true Knudsen, because once you read him, you immediately think "I wish I had said that. Release the hounds; they will but lick his hole.

29/6/07 05:00

Yep she knows.

Lord Milky said...

In league with the devil Sparrow. I agree with the writing point though (apart from wishing that I had said something that that smut peddlar has produced) - still, Knudson, Knudsan, Knudsen; the hounds are restless.

29/6/07 09:29

Yer talking big here, usually you lick my hole like yer hounds do, mixing with the wrong crowd a twat by association, you wish yer blog was hot like mine.

Hector Munroe said...

I hold my hand up. It was I who was the fake Old Knudsen. I merely wished to destroy his reputation out of envy. But whatever obloquy I dreamt up; nothing lived up to his own calumny.
29/6/07 10:53

Now we have it, blame another fake persona and slag me off too, grow up and be an adult, here they use the word 'calumny' a word Philip Challinor uses and one I didn't even know until he used. I believe Challinor is Gorilla Bananas and sometimes Hussey, the style is similar, hes on all the time and GB appears on blogs that PC is linked too but GB isn't , they are both writers, egomaniacs and twats who are full of themselves. GB often has fake personas and comments on his own blog as them to fill in the lack of comments, I wonder just how many, I suspect Blogger X to be a raging homosexual who got hard ons when his father beat him, a love hate thing with alpha males hence his hate for me.

Lord Milky said...
Oblongs and colostomys? Old people!

29/6/07 11:27

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

My word Milky, you are as indolent as myself.

29/6/07 15:53

Lord Milky said...

I try dear fellow, I try.

29/6/07 17:50

Old Knudsen said...

Only the blood of everyone involved will sate Old Knudsen. Ulster/Scots can and do hold a grudge for years. I do understand the jealousy thing though, get over it people yer shite.

29/6/07 20:57

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Of what does Old Knudson croak?

29/6/07 22:02

Yer so innocent, don't bother saying how you know knowing about it, I've matched yer comments to the spam.

Lord Milky said...

Of the imposters using his good name. Untapped rage.

30/6/07 00:59

You don't know the half of it lad, try not to get hit by a stray bullet.

The second day of this on someone else's blog, my humour has just run out, it is not funny its inappropriate.

Eddie Warring

2007-11-06T17:02:00.000-08:00

On Eddie Warring's blog 27th June 2007

old knudsen said...
I want to tell the world- I have caught gheyness. I noticed first thing this morning; I had finished my morning strain in the little room, and I thought to myself, 'What you need Knudsen, is a back sack and crack.' So who wants to help me be ghey?

June 27, 2007 2:20 PM

old knudsen said...
No soft poofters mind. If I am to ghey I want some big fella with a bit of girth on him.

June 27, 2007 2:21 PM

Jenny # 2

2007-11-06T16:30:00.000-08:00

Here is my reply to Jenny's e-mail 28th June 2007.

That was just some amateur, and in fact no one even noticed because I have done it many times myself in the past, someone had a slow day at work.
I talked to JJ about it too. It stopped when the UK went to bed so I didn't get fed up enough to put on comment moderation and go to war.
Don't trust anyone especially those that spell yer name wrong (10 times) that's in the bible you know.

Old Knudsen

Yes I was goading her, the reply she sent me was "Thanks" she became a commenter during this whole thing too.

E-Mail Panic # 3 Panic Over

2007-11-06T16:23:00.000-08:00

I'm not with BT - I'm with Sky...and live in east London...

Funny but I never got any Sky customers, what does yer proxy server cum up as?

Oh I am not bothered by their comments - they ran riot on my blog yesterday(not as you...as Jenny) but to be honest their comments were hilarious.

They must of ran out of funny, now all of a sudden you aren't bothered?

And it they ever chose to impersonate me - well frankly nothing they write could ever be ruder than little miss jungle jane already writes. I've gone back and checked...i too recognise and traced the IP address...very disappointing really...he's actually from Brighton in theUK... I must say I'm very surprised.

Yep the aaa Hussey blog that uses that IP, people who work in I.T. do have a lot of computer access don't they? Hussey's blog was pure shite, not a great cover.

He must have way too much time on hishands...
xj

Trying to find out what I know huh? I don't care for yer games, they bore me.

My E-Mail To Jungle Jane

2007-11-06T16:17:00.000-08:00

utter bastard <utter_bastard@yahoo.com>

Re: yo from Jungle Jane
Dear Jane

I assumed it was you having a slow day at work, are you from Redditch Solihull on BT 86 140 240?
I have used various fake Knudsens but only used my fake KnudSAN today in response to the imposter.
Then again the imposter did mis-spell my name as you did in this mail with a KnudSON.
Its a good way to smear the reputation of another Blogger they aren't hacking in just setting up a profile but with me people just think I'm being myself no harm done because the fakes haven't done the research, amateurs. Lord Milky seemed to recognise the ISP in his comments.
Where in California is it from? as I am on the old CIA network I show as Rancho Cucamongo in California. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Its been a strange day, everyone seems to be talkingabout me, if in doubt just use comment moderation, its only blogging.

Old KnudSEN.

I know it was you so don't bother denying it, just stop it and we'll carry on as normal, you haven't done much damage.

E-mail Panic

2007-11-06T15:48:00.000-08:00

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:37

I received my first ever e-mail from Jungle Jane, it was on my Yahoo account so I hadn't checked it for several hours, that must of annoyed her that I didn't go into panic mode.

yo from Jungle Jane

Yo Knudson

Fuck I realized too late that you had an ‘infestation’….looks like its more than just you though…Jenny is also being faked…he/she did actually have a blog up with all sorts of shit on it (similar to yours but he changed a few words) but now he’s ripped it down…I checked out my stat counter – its someone from California…

Lotsa luv

Jungley janey

Ah I'm so scared and full of fear.........not! I've been to war, a silly bint on a computer holds no fear for me, California? stop fishing for information, anyone with a shite meter knows my ISP is from California.

The Spamming Begins

2007-11-06T15:37:00.000-08:00

27th June 2007, I found that someone was commenting as me, they had my avatar and had even copied my profile and part of my blog, the only problem was they spelled my name 'Knudson .' I took the joke well and didn't think much of it on the first day until I had found they didn't just keep it to my blog but had visited others commenting as me, now they had gone too far.

old knudson has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":

I remember once being sunk up to the nuts in guts of some Jap girl, she was tiny, like an ornament that your Gran might have on the telly. That is if your Gran went in for porcelain figurines of naked Jap bints with their asses in the air. man she was tight, like a fisherman's grip, and I've known some fishermen!What was I saying..? Who?
I don't remember writing this?

old knudson has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":

Hey Old Knudson! Don't loose it man! I told us not to make jam in aluminum saucepans! Now we have given us Alzheimer's.Who you lookin at sonny? Mammy I'm frightened! Make the coalman go away! We're on gas!

Posted by old knudson to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 7:24:00 PM

old knudson has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":

Knudson? For God's sake are you with me or agin me?Shit the apple pie bed!

Posted by old knudson to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 7:25:00 PM

old knudson has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":

Who are you? Do I know you? Do you know me?

Posted by old knudson to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 7:34:00 PM

Oh look who just happens to be blogging at the same time in England as the spammers are.

Gorilla Bananas has left a new comment on your post "A Very Special Lady.":

And there was I thinking that fluffers were no longer needed because of Viagra. Men too proud to take the pill should follow Knudie's example and hire them.

Posted by Gorilla Bananas to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:07:00 PM

The spammer changed the spelling on my name after I mentioned it to jungle Jane in an e-mail, coincidence ? like fuck it is, she gave herself away. (I'm sure it wasn't the first time she has)

old knudsen has left a new comment on your post "A Whale Of A Time.":

Knudsen we've gone mad. We can't stop ourselves! Where will it all end?

Posted by old knudsen to Old Bitter Balls at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 10:33:00 PM

New Commenter

2007-11-06T15:36:00.000-08:00

Look who just started to comment on me out of the blue after I was told about the other bloggers.

jungle jane said...

Yeah, I would like to see Axl Rose nekkie please. If you can get a shot of his asshole too I can make it worth your while?

Monday, June 25, 2007 11:53:00 AM

Bored Musings

2007-11-06T15:04:00.000-08:00

I sent Mr Johnson an e-mail just to demonstrate my brilliance for his catchphrase.

A few ideas you can kick about or throw out.

The Smoking Banana

If you can't stand the heat don't peel the banana

Most appealing

May stunt your growth

Hot from the tree

Don't slip on the appeal

Loaded with potassium

Loaded with appeal

Johnson replied wondering why he hadn't thought of appeal himself. Maybe because yer not as good as me.

Mission Statement

2007-11-06T14:34:00.000-08:00

In an e-mail 22nd June 2007 I asked:

Do you have a mission statement ?

A mission statement would be what you stand for or an agenda, this was my reply.

So far we've have come with "Fresh fruit for thought" and "Too hot too peel". Let me know if you can think of anything better.

What an odd slip, its as if someone else wrote as Johnny Johnson, or hes just not as smart as I thought he was.

The Meeting

2007-11-06T14:27:00.000-08:00

20th June 2007:

We are having a meeting on 8th July in London to sort things out.
One of the things we'll need for everyone is a cartoon of their character to go on their page. If you want to submit your own one that's fine, otherwise I've attached one for your consideration.
So who are the other 5 bloggers?

They are:

Jasper Goodballoon
Daphne Wayne-Bough
Lord Milky
Gorilla Bananas
Plain JanePlain Jane is also Jungle Jane,

but she doesn't want to appear as that character.
One of them is also Johnny, the fella with the cash.

Regards

Johnny

Still you haven't told me who you are, hardly fostering an air of trust now is it? again I don't care who they are but now I see who they are I'm not too impressed. The biggest being Gorilla Bananas, described by many I have talked to as "he can be amusing" which is true. I believe that since I started commenting on his blog he loosened up a bit and started to imitate me, that has happened before, due to me being an alpha male probably. the rest are dull, nice people I'm sure but dull.
Lord Milky is an appeaser type and has met the others, he has gone to great lengths to try to convince me of his innocence in my spamming including info on the others and his own real name.
Jungle Jane is a light female version of me too with less humour and wit , nutty as a fruit cake though, bi-polar and not on meds I don't know a real fatal attraction type with a face for radio.

No I'm not putting in links to those people why should I?

I'll Give The Others Up

2007-11-06T14:26:00.000-08:00

20th June 2007:

Dear Soren,

I am going to level with you. I am one of the participating bloggers. My real name is not Johnny Johnson, although I would be proud if it were.

Well duh! I knew you were a blogger.

I don't want it known that one of the bloggers is funding this operation, as there are many excellent blogs and I wouldn't want other bloggers to feel I had slighted them.

Yeah after you lick my cock clean I want you to swalllow my muck to show me yer love.

The offer is certainly still open if you are interested.
It's all at a very early stage and we have no idea whether we can get universities to accept our publication, let alone sell advertising.
We will initially focus on Oxbridge.
If you mention this project in your blog, I'd be grateful if you maintained the Johnny Johnson fiction.

Considering you never told me yer name not difficult.

You won't be anyone's bitch, you can pull out whenever you want as I'm sure you've told many girls.
If you decide to particpate I'll give you the identities of the other bloggers and include you in our group discussions.

I don't care about the other bloggers, stop trying to give me names and disinformation, I want yer name twat, also you mis-spelled participate, I thought you were better than that.

Regards'

Johnny'

Who Are You?

2007-11-06T14:21:00.000-08:00

20th june 2007:

Dear Sir

--In light of your information, I would like to reconsider my refusal.
While I can make a fairly educated guess as to whom the other contributors mightbe, I am mainly concerned in learning your real identity, aside from the Johnny Johnson/Lord Milky identity.
You can be assured of my complete discretion, of course, as I hope I can be assured ofyours. I have this funny quirk in which I like to know who someone really is before I become their bitch.
Please let me apologize in advance if Johnny Johnson is your actual name. It seemed to good to be true.
Feel free to contact me if the offer still stands on your end.

Cheers,

Knudsen

You can see I've slipped back into persona to deal with him, hmmm maybe I don't trust him HA!................. more likely I'm lazy.
I wanted to find out who he was as business partners usually know things like that and I wasn't going to tell him my name until they gave me something more than a fake persona.

E-mail Panic # 2

2007-10-06T16:14:00.000-07:00

27th June 2007

"Jenny!" jenbarbahen@gmail.com

Hi:

Sorry to intrude...but was emailing back and forth with Jungle Jane and she said you had the same problem that I am having wiht some fucktard imposter commenting with your picture and name. I was wondering what you did to stop it?

The Second Johnson Reply

2007-10-06T14:12:00.000-07:00

19th June 2007

Dear Soren,

I am disappointed but understand your reasons.In respect of the questions you raise:
Yes, this is a non-profit venture. We would not expect to sell advertising until the blog-letter had been running for a while. Until then it would be financed by my own resources.

Contributors would not be paid anything until I had recouped my start-up costs. Copyright would be retained by the participating bloggers.
Submissions would not be altered without their consent, but we would reserve the right not to publish a submission we thought was inappropriate.
The participating bloggers see this as an opportunity to bring their work to a wider readership, as their URLs will be published in the blog letter and linked in our website.
If you would like to discuss this with the other bloggers, I will ask their permission to reveal their identities to you.

I think you are familiar with a couple of them.
Otherwise, thank you for considering my invitation.

Regards

Johnny

A wider readership huh? what don't students find blogs on their own? considering most bloggers are between the ages of 30 - 50 I wasn't quite believing the logic here, also he was a bit eager to tell me who the other bloggers were. My spidey sense was doing somersaults.

In regards to your invitation

2007-10-06T14:06:00.000-07:00

My reply 19th June 2007:

Dear Mr. Johnson

--Thank you for your kind offer, but I am afraid I must decline. I would not care to give over copyright, licensing, creative control, or presentation of my material to another. Also, while I publish my material for free in my blog, I would not care to publish elsewhere without payment.

It seems that your enterprise is being set up to be an NPO, or at least Iam assuming so from the .org ending of your proposed website, and I may not necessarily agree with the views of the founders of your NPO, or with your advertisers. In total, it seems that your enterprise has a great many questions that would have to addressed, at least in regard to me and my material, far too many to go into detail here.
If your enterprise reaches the stage where you are able to address these concerns, pleasefeel free to contact me in the future.
I always appreciate hearing from readers.
Again, my regrets, and best wishes in your enterprise.

Sincerely,

Soren Knudsen

You can see that I can appear civilised when pushed, usually I can't be arsed.

An invitation to write for The Smoking Banana

2007-10-06T13:25:00.000-07:00

Here is an e-mail I recieved 18 June 2007.
From "Johnny Johnson"

Dear Mr Knudsen,

I am a reader of humorous blogs and very much enjoy your one.

This autumn, I am publishing a blog letter for distribution to universities in the UK. I have already selected 4 bloggers for the paper version, but am looking for 2 other bloggers for the electronic version to be downloaded from our website. These 2 other bloggers would be given the freedom to write content too strong for the paper version. They would be be advertised on the paper version.

Would you be interested in writing articles for the electronic version? You would be free to use material from your archives that isn't topical. Or you could write topical items especially for the blog letter.

The blog letter will be called 'The Smoking Banana'. Ten issues will be published from October to May, so you would need to produce 10 articles of 400-550 words. If you go to 550 there won't be room for a picture.

To give you an idea of what it will look like, I have attached a trial front page.

I look forward to hearing from you

Yours sincerely

Johnny Johnson

A strange invitation, it leaves you wondering just what is in it for them that they are not saying, my first instincts were to avoid this but then I have this thing about being fearless and wanted to see where it lead too. I couldn't see it being a good idea that would make money, a news letter with blogs? it sounds like someones ego needs to be stroked a bit.